Step 1: Hold onto your person
Step 2: Pretend everything is okay
Step 3: Go into shock
Step 4: Think, WWCD?
(What would Christina do?)
Step 5: Repeat Steps 1-4 as needed
Everything is better in peds. Even the OR, which is animal themed by the way. Life is good when you are operating in the elephant room, which is by the white board where someone has drawn one of the scrub techs riding a unicorn.
The kiddos are allowed to bring a toy onto the table to hold while…